There's some big football whatsitnow going on this weekend, so in the spirit of telling people how to have common sense... here are some PSAs:
Feel safer yet? I feel safe knowing that the VCR that recorded the above had auto-tracking... manual tracking sucks and could probably kill you.
Keep me the fuck away from Planet Danger! No wonder there are only robots living there. "Hi, welcome to my home. Oh, do be careful in the HALLWAY OF SAW BLADES!"
Whoa, how about that ending, eh kids? Drugs will not only leave you with a leg made footless, but your eyeballs will be bleached.
Hmmm, wonder why kids hate vegetables? Way to go and put beets on par with a strangers medicine!
can i just say i wish i hadn't seen that planet danger thing. that robot used to scare the crap out of me as a kid. it also looked like that android from star wars and would trick me into watching the commercial. i'm still freaked out by him.
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