Live Blogging Gossip Girl: One Week Late!

-keeping it 'dirty between the sheets' automatically signals a night after too many burritos. Am I alone on this?
-match made in heaven: ben looks like serena and mumbles like her. bringing her narcissism to a whole new level
-sprung freshly out of prison with quite the hipster haircut, ben
-quack! quack! what is dan doing at W?
-has eric gone all jenny humprey? next episode, raccoon eyes, fish nets and hooker heels.
-best acting out of blake lively: eew. a halfway house.
-did dan borrow one of rufus' sweaters?
-is dan going to bring a waffle next?
-did rufus just get a backbone?
-we should make this a drinking games! other drinking games: every time rufus makes waffles to deal with a crisis, every time serena wears booty shorts & 6 inch heels to brunch, ...
-does the captain's CV just say The Captain?
-how did ben get into the W party?
-shafted. sorry, mr. fuji - only one visible minority gets to talk per episode.
-#1 quit, #2 kill himself. what was the third thing, The Captain? drop a bar of soap?
-the captain can go live with ben in the halfway house
-sad quack quack. this is what betrayal feels like.
-is damian bisexual?
-quick! rufus get a woolen sweater and stuff eric full of waffles (not euphemism...or is it?) (maybe rufus is bisexual, with his stepson - this is getting very flowers in the attic)
-smackdown! ben, walking away and not reciprocating serena's partial boob-al attack. back to the halfway house (where the captain is potentially dropping a bar of soap)
-mr. fuji! two walk-ons but still no lines. harsh.
-so basically, eric is loser who doesn't have friends

Waste a Day

Go here, do this for HOURS!

Giant Inflatable Jukebox

If this song doesn't make you feel alive, you must be dead.

PSA Friday

There's some big football whatsitnow going on this weekend, so in the spirit of telling people how to have common sense... here are some PSAs:



Feel safer yet? I feel safe knowing that the VCR that recorded the above had auto-tracking... manual tracking sucks and could probably kill you.



Keep me the fuck away from Planet Danger! No wonder there are only robots living there. "Hi, welcome to my home. Oh, do be careful in the HALLWAY OF SAW BLADES!"



Whoa, how about that ending, eh kids? Drugs will not only leave you with a leg made footless, but your eyeballs will be bleached.



Hmmm, wonder why kids hate vegetables? Way to go and put beets on par with a strangers medicine!

Phil Collins will Never Be the Same

I hope to God that woman's his wife.

Friday's Playlist

It's a wayback, playback! Selections from Billboard's Top 100 -- 1995!











Sexy stuff!

See the full Hot 100 here.

Don't Steal My Moves

See you on the dance floor...

Makin' it Past Hump Day With a Little Robot Love

Live Blogging Gossip Girl: We're Back!

-I would love to see Chuck Bass' help in his fall wardrobe
-Worst thing to here from your dad: "you in for a foursome?" ew. Nate's dad is sick. This episode is very incest heavy, what with Serena finding out what Dan feels about her during family brunch
-future bromance alert: nate's dad (the captain?) and rufus. bros before hos.
-visible minority alert! and she has lines!
-I like how Serena trying to help the jail guy for, like, a day is considered a "crusade"
-nine miles and no sweat, archibalds?
-halal cart joke - questionable.
-dan you're so dumb. SO dumb.
-playing with rufus' guitars? is that a euphemism?
-Serena: I feel bad about standing Dan up, but ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
-ugh, a James Franco reading? Dan's a douche
-Thorpe is the new Edward Lewis (Pretty Woman) - he buys companies cheap and dismantles them. Minus the Gere hair.
-dan humphrey - pulling the old switcheroo. too bad it wasn't a photocopied pic of his butt.
-Nate: "not good i'm guessing". so pretty but not the sharpest pencil in the box.
-agreed - tights ARE NOT PANTS.
-whaaaat? is this how rich people declare war - over champagne threats?
-did eleanor swipe kate middleton's engagement ring? someone get a handwriting expert in there.
-doormat theory - dan is a chip off the old waffle, aka rufus. they are both doormats.

I Have a Horse Outside

Mind... blown

Because knowing is half the battle.

Southern Souls

Friday's play list... every single performance for Southern Souls...





See many, many more at SoutherSouls.ca

Check out my cool new sweater

Filmed inside U of T, for that Toronto connection.

For your lazy ass

Everyone in shitty plastic fleece onezies!

Do stereotypical things! (Wake up, Dad!)

Throw loser parties! (High five, bros!)

Take a dump without undressing! (Huge dump hole in the rear!)

I push the button

Missing the 90s

Maybe Portland's the place for me...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

8 Things that Make Me Grumpy

WeLcome To Our Family - BADEMU, originally uploaded by aliaydogmus35.

(1) People that put bags on bus/subway seats when it's full

(2) Birds shitting in my open eye (true story)

(3) People that that don't cover their coughs and their cough touches my exposed hand (another true story)

(4) That Angelina from Jersey Shore is a celebrity

(5) That no one told me the consequences of eating too many dates (again, true story...)

(6) Justin Bieber's hair

(7) The cheese counter staff at Whole Foods who say "one sample per person ma'am"

(8) Sharding

British News!

I love reading the UK Sun. Whenever idiots travel or spend time in England and then start saying "mobile", "flat" or "tube" and blabber on about how much nicer British English is, I like to scan the headlines of the UK Sun. Here's some choice cuts from today's paper:

"Rihanna’s glumbrella"

"Silvio 'hooker, 17'" (referring to 74-year-old Italian PM Berlusconi's billionth hooker scandal)

"Come live with the Ma'am-in-law" (Queen wants William and Kate to live with her

"Gobbie Robbie" (Robbie Williams is apparently still a newsmaker in some parts of the world)

A Cautionary Tale

Party Down, probably the best 20 episodes of funny you'll see.

It's Friday, so before you go partying hard with the pot, take Ron's cautionary tale to heart. A leg made footless by pot.