Monday, November 29, 2010
Live Blogging Gossip Girl
- dorota - saucy talk back! blair cannot attack you with a baby strapped to your chest.
- snap to it rufus, those flowers aren't going to move themselves.
- directed by tate donovan...first andrew mccarthy, now tate donovan - why are mediocre 80s suddenly the go-to directors?
- sad manbangs on a stoop ... quack quack to the rescue! nice leather hoodie, quaackers.
- rufus is looking younger by the minute...being a kept man works for you, roof. however, time to get an iphone.
- Like Juliet, I also lounge around the privacy of my home in backless, skin-tight dresses
- Note to self: buy a front wrap camel coat
- Nate's mom = emaciated horse.
- Where's Grandfather in all this mess?
- "Vanessa" "bodega" - did Dan just make a racist comment? (Or am I are racist for thinking that's racist?)
- Jenny looks like Skinny Marie (if you don't know, it's a Pretty Woman reference)
- Detective Dan is turning into Psychiatrist Dan. With moobs.
- Rufus get on your goddamned 1993 cellphone and call Lily to let her know the truth about Serena!
- Smart idea Juliet - dress like a skank in a male prison.
- Rufus outdid himself for that feast! I need a kept man, but I don't think I have enough wool sweaters to tempt Ruf
- Best episode ever - getting rid of Jenny AND Vanessa? This IS Thanksgiving!