Monday, January 24, 2011

Live Blogging Gossip Girl: We're Back!


-I would love to see Chuck Bass' help in his fall wardrobe
-Worst thing to here from your dad: "you in for a foursome?" ew. Nate's dad is sick. This episode is very incest heavy, what with Serena finding out what Dan feels about her during family brunch
-future bromance alert: nate's dad (the captain?) and rufus. bros before hos.
-visible minority alert! and she has lines!
-I like how Serena trying to help the jail guy for, like, a day is considered a "crusade"
-nine miles and no sweat, archibalds?
-halal cart joke - questionable.
-dan you're so dumb. SO dumb.
-playing with rufus' guitars? is that a euphemism?
-Serena: I feel bad about standing Dan up, but ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
-ugh, a James Franco reading? Dan's a douche
-Thorpe is the new Edward Lewis (Pretty Woman) - he buys companies cheap and dismantles them. Minus the Gere hair.
-dan humphrey - pulling the old switcheroo. too bad it wasn't a photocopied pic of his butt.
-Nate: "not good i'm guessing". so pretty but not the sharpest pencil in the box.
-agreed - tights ARE NOT PANTS.
-whaaaat? is this how rich people declare war - over champagne threats?
-did eleanor swipe kate middleton's engagement ring? someone get a handwriting expert in there.
-doormat theory - dan is a chip off the old waffle, aka rufus. they are both doormats.

I Have a Horse Outside

Mind... blown

Because knowing is half the battle.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

For your lazy ass

Everyone in shitty plastic fleece onezies!

Do stereotypical things! (Wake up, Dad!)

Throw loser parties! (High five, bros!)

Take a dump without undressing! (Huge dump hole in the rear!)

I push the button

Saturday, January 15, 2011


8 Things that Make Me Grumpy

(1) People that put bags on bus/subway seats when it's full

(2) Birds shitting in my open eye (true story)

(3) People that that don't cover their coughs and their cough touches my exposed hand (another true story)

(4) That Angelina from Jersey Shore is a celebrity

(5) That no one told me the consequences of eating too many dates (again, true story...)

(6) Justin Bieber's hair

(7) The cheese counter staff at Whole Foods who say "one sample per person ma'am"

(8) Sharding

British News!

Come On England

I love reading the UK Sun. Whenever idiots travel or spend time in England and then start saying "mobile", "flat" or "tube" and blabber on about how much nicer British English is, I like to scan the headlines of the UK Sun. Here's some choice cuts from today's paper:

"Rihanna’s glumbrella"

"Silvio 'hooker, 17'" (referring to 74-year-old Italian PM Berlusconi's billionth hooker scandal)

"Come live with the Ma'am-in-law" (Queen wants William and Kate to live with her

"Gobbie Robbie" (Robbie Williams is apparently still a newsmaker in some parts of the world)

Friday, January 14, 2011

A Cautionary Tale

Party Down, probably the best 20 episodes of funny you'll see.

It's Friday, so before you go partying hard with the pot, take Ron's cautionary tale to heart. A leg made footless by pot.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Feelin' like a bit part actor

You are absolutely going to hate yourself for enjoying these videos...

Friday's playlist features just one artist, Toronto-based Diamond Rings:

Also, why do I know all of these songs? Is it because I listen to CBC Radio 3 all day? Are they all in commercials?

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

new year, new groban!

what is this hunk month?

first, the rudd-ster.

now, the groban-ator.

2011 - you're looking good!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011