Thursday, December 23, 2010
I wonder how many kids in the 90s caused real physical harm to their parents after this film?
However, Home Alone was not all gags and laughter as this weirdo proves - someone videotaped their TV so they could post "the sad part of Home Alone" on YouTube.
(2) A Christmas Story
Oh Ralphie! (This may have been #1 but for weird racist scenes at the Chinese restaurant)
(3) It's a Wonderful Life
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Stupid Uncle Billy almost ruined everything!!! Here's SNL's lost ending.
(4) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Randy Quaid's finest hour.
(5) Love Actually
All I want for Christmas is Rodrigo Santoro!
TheStar Pigeons under attack in Moss Park
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Okay, this is not news. A couple of nights ago I had a dream that I was married to Bruce Springsteen and ever since I have been obsessed with him! Enjoy this Born to Run compilation clip.
Friday, December 17, 2010
and the real thing:
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
There's a lot going on here. A grown man, who looks like he just stepped off a shift at an electronic store, walks through the kind of choreography my friends and I use to come up with in grade 4. Come to think of it, "Just Like a Prayer" could have really used some double dream hand action. This man gets an A+ for enthusiasm alone. Love the freestyle at the 2:38 mark!
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Ryan in happier times.
Even buff people have double chins.
Cleans up real nice.
Good chemistry in The Proposal - perhaps these two newly single stars will unite.
Maybe he'll be hitting the cookies post-breakup
Monday, December 13, 2010
Sunday, December 12, 2010
A while ago, it was reported that Jon Hamm also does not care for underwear (see October 24 post below). So, if I do the math properly, no pants + no underwear = mindblowing hotness.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
-Has Serena gotten skinnier?
-Cleavage shots on this show have shifted from Serena's cans to Dan's furry moobs.
-Poor Rufus, just sitting home all day, changing sweaters and worrying about everyone.
-Question: does anyone in the US lock their doors?
-I love how the producers used every stereotype in order to create a wild party - beer pong! body shots! drugs!
-The absinthe flashback was weeeeeeird. Damien was a nerd doing Serena's homework? Alcohol affects you instantaneously?
-"He was, like, the only guy to ever say no to me" - Serena. Same as my life. Except replace "guy" with "Starbucks employee" and replace "no" with "yes" and replace "me" with "my request for a free breakfast sandwich" (that's actually a lie, he said no too).
-Wait? How did Ben know Nate? And how did Juliet get past the strict Ostroff security team?
-Townies are, like, so gross. Ew, it's like, get out of your town, and go to some other town.
-Wow, Lily is like f-ing Godzilla in this episode, destroying everything in her path
-I do enjoy a good Blair and Dan banter
-Um, so what was Ben's original evil plan? To destroy Serena, but without hurting her? And how did Serena just waltz into a secure facility? And why is she dressed like a hoochie in prison? And why do I bother asking logical questions about this show? And why do I even watch this show, given that I am 30 years old? Oh wait. The answer to that last question is Rufus. Straight up.
Mr. Darcy mugs! Keyrings! Wrapping paper! Shopping pads! Fridge magnets! Coasters! Thongs!
Check out these sites for all your Mr. Darcy needs:
You know the chick who compiled this Darcy tribute is totally head-to-toe in Darcy clothes:
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Thursday, December 2, 2010
I would pay a lot of money for this stunning piece of artwork featured in this story:
TheStar Raid on Brazilian drug lord reveals shrine to Justin Bieber
Monday, November 29, 2010
- dorota - saucy talk back! blair cannot attack you with a baby strapped to your chest.
- snap to it rufus, those flowers aren't going to move themselves.
- directed by tate donovan...first andrew mccarthy, now tate donovan - why are mediocre 80s suddenly the go-to directors?
- sad manbangs on a stoop ... quack quack to the rescue! nice leather hoodie, quaackers.
- rufus is looking younger by the minute...being a kept man works for you, roof. however, time to get an iphone.
- Like Juliet, I also lounge around the privacy of my home in backless, skin-tight dresses
- Note to self: buy a front wrap camel coat
- Nate's mom = emaciated horse.
- Where's Grandfather in all this mess?
- "Vanessa" "bodega" - did Dan just make a racist comment? (Or am I are racist for thinking that's racist?)
- Jenny looks like Skinny Marie (if you don't know, it's a Pretty Woman reference)
- Detective Dan is turning into Psychiatrist Dan. With moobs.
- Rufus get on your goddamned 1993 cellphone and call Lily to let her know the truth about Serena!
- Smart idea Juliet - dress like a skank in a male prison.
- Rufus outdid himself for that feast! I need a kept man, but I don't think I have enough wool sweaters to tempt Ruf
- Best episode ever - getting rid of Jenny AND Vanessa? This IS Thanksgiving!
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
I remember when I was 14 being in love with Prince William. Then he started looking a little too Charles-y. I know everyone thinks Harry's the hot one, but I just can't get over the racist mishaps.
So, speaking of proposals, we have put together the all time best movie proposals (that we could find clips of):
(1) Sweet November
Finally, a happy Keanu. This was definitely Oscar worthy.
(2) Pride & Prejudice - BBC Version!
My affections for Mr. Darcy's hat are unchanged. Okay, there is no official proposal on screen, but I imagine him going down on one knee in a wet white shirt declaring her eyes to be "fine" and that she is the handsomest woman of his acquaintance and asking her to marry him.
(3) When Harry Met Sally
Sniff, sniff. I love you too Harry!
(4) Love Actually
Colin Firth wins again. (Sorry for poo poo quality of clip. It's also overdubbed in Spanish)
(5) Sense and Sensibility
Jane Austen you've done it again! Edward, you needed to grow some cohones a long time ago, but I forgive you because you are so adorable. Damn you Willoughby! Damn you!
Monday, November 22, 2010
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Journey - Separate Ways
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Friday, November 19, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Serge Gainsbourg vs. Whitney Houston
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The best part of this video is how the host translates Gainsbourg's English into English.
Joe Namath vs. Suzy Kolber
What a catch!
According to the New York Times, Target, an Afghanistan hero dog was euthanized by mistake at an American shelter. Check out the full story here: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/19/us/19dog.html?_r=1&ref=global-home# (P.S. this photo is not Target, but a dog called Sergeant Stubby).
You know who would never let that happen? Vladimir Putin.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
According to Gawker, "Rachelle Friedman's bridesmaids pushed her into a pool's shallow end, breaking her neck and leaving her paralyzed from the chest down. Now she can't marry her fiance because their combined income would cause her to lose her Medicaid benefits."
Check out the clip here: http://abcnews.go.com/US/bride-paralyzed-freak-bachelorette-party-accident/story?id=12163284
Yipes. Here's a funnier wedding mishap:
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
- Who is making concentric circles with coloured pencils about Serena, Dan and Nate? It's definitely a man's hands...but why who would consider them all "cute"? Ah. The gay boys. But, "sincere poetry" is used to describe Dan and Serena?? And "athletic lacrosse" is used to describe Nate and Serena??! Someone didn't pay attention in grade four.
-Retraction and apology Serena? Looks like you will have to recall every tabloid ever made (get it? because she's a floozy! ha ha!)
-Do you think Dorota hides behind the door every time Blair is in a room on the off chance she will yell for her?
-Checkmate Lily, finally steppin' up her game.
-Ew, Jenny is the "kind of surprise" I receive when diarrhea accidentally squeezes from my butt. Sorry.
-Has Chuck gotten more breathy than usual?
-Did I direct this episode with my video editing kit I got in 1992? Too many wipe shots (with sounds effects!)
-I really doubt Nate would have enough smarts to want to meet at the Frick
-Serena, you had sex with every man in France, and nearly every man on the show - is it really far-fetched for Lily to think there's another dirty secret?
-As if no one can tell Jenny and Juliette's nasty hair from Serena's.
-Poor cherub Eric.
-Wait, Serena has the dean on text message? Isn't there a registration/admin department at Columbia? Oh right. There is no logic and reason to Gossip Girl.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
And where is... the Batman?
Why does it always have to be snakes?
When the evil Shredder attacks, those turtle boys won't cut him no slack:
C'est le dernier dinosaure:
Go Go Gadget:
And finally, YES! \m/(^_^)\m/ YES! \m/(^_^)\m/ YES! \m/(^_^)\m/:
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Last night Conan O'Brian made his triumphant return to television. Despite an awkward bitter part during the monologue and having a non-funny manorexic Seth Rogan as a first host, it was a great show. And here's my favourite Triumph the insult comic dog sketch:
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Star Wars
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Is "cesspool of humanity" too harsh a term?
Yikes, I don't remember Jersey Shore being this racist. Way to go Toronto, nice advertisement for multiculturalism: the Pole, the Jew, the Albanian...yipes. I'm sure Rob Ford will be watching.
Monday, November 8, 2010
-Ladies knock; ergo, Serena is NOT a lady.
-Life is tough; get a helmet. Thanks for the great advice B. But there is no way that GG can make helmets skanky enough for S.
-Ew. What is Juliette wearing? I didn't think they had Limite in the US. She's trying to be Amanda Woodward circa 1993.
-is that a silk shirt, ruf? the ruf, the ruf, the ruf is on fire!
-"go for broke" - that plan never fails.
-let me guess what serena's packing: an assortment of dresses with holes cut out.
-QUACK! QUACK! dan (the duck) the p.i. is on the case
-hmmm, looks like nate might need to enlist the services of dan the p.i.
-passport stamped - new euphemism!
-question: did nate get a perm? or is his hair his way of emoting his sad self?
-QUACK! good and QUACK! salient points, daniel the duck. QUACK!
-eeew. why is arthur a total perv? what kind of creepy eye smirk, was that?
-does no one go to columbia? how can buffin/buffet and S. have a full-on convo in the halls?
-you are not molly ringwald, juliette do not pull the wrong side of the tracks bullshit. would nate archibald want to date me if he knew i did my own hair? someone thinks she's (all the way) with stephanie kaye (i'm dating myself with degrassi: the old generation references).
-blair is living The Life: macarons, bubble bath...pistachio macacrons!
-ben was a teacher. another piece of side-plot No One Cares About
-it's a dream: head to toe purple velour holding a pistachio macaron. chuck bass i love you.
-sidebar: colin is actually a boy genius...or rather a 34 year old princeton hottie with a major in evolutionary biology and ecology. hot science nerd!
-constantine maroulis! (in the background)
-he resigned? after knowing Serena for a few weeks? what chapter of the book deals with how to be an idiot?
-sad quack. dan's staring for a littttttle too long.
-black collar for realsies, chuck?
-how did vanessa get into the ballet? and when did she turn totally evil? the extensions must be emitting bad thoughts into her brain
-I love how the Dean of Columbia is sorting out GG drama
-SWTF! Wow the gang's pretty harsh on Juliet. Although the crack about her hair was pretty funny.
-Wait? Why are they breaking up? (my guess, her dress). Serena is suchhhhhh a ho. Calling Dan right away?
-Poor Duck! Always lurking in the background!
Wow! A perfect double showcase winning bid on The Price is Right... but wait, why is Drew so blasé about this momentous bid?
Turns out there's much more to this story. Was it cheating or just an amazing chance? Esquire has the story for you here: TV's Crowning Moment of Awesome
And because everyone loves game shows... here's a lady solving a long phrase on Wheel of Fortune, with just one letter (and punctuation):
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Some crazy grandmother in Florida tried to sell her grandson for $30,000. What's even more shocking is that the purchaser bargained her down from $75,000! That's quite the bargain! I would love to take that person with me to the flea market.
Here's the story from the Toronto Star:
DAYTONA BEACH, FLA.—A Florida woman and her boyfriend have been charged with trying to sell her infant grandson for $30,000.
Florida Department of Law Enforcement agents arrested 45-year-old Patty Bigbee and 42-year-old Lawrence Works on Friday in Daytona Beach after they met with an agent posing as a buyer. Both were charged with illegal sale or surrender of a child, and Bigbee was also charged with communication fraud.
FDLE agent Wayne Ivey said an investigation began last month after an informant told authorities the woman was trying to sell the baby. Authorities say the woman originally wanted $75,000 but was talked down to $30,000.
The child’s mother is currently incarcerated on unrelated charges.
The infant has been turned over to child welfare officials.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
-why is B licking her own envelopes? Where the eff is dorota for these menial, potentially fatal (see: Constanza, George), tasks?
-Deadliest catch, S? That would be your crabs. Ew.
-why are Ruf's pants tighter than Dan's butthole?
-Aw, Eric's all grown up, Danny DeVito-style.
-as if S. knows what a peace treaty is...
-serena and nate are attorneys-at-hair
-Serena, you are so dumb. Why are you talking to obviously-fake-schemer Juliet?
-"Unless you mean Firth or Farrell, I'm not listening": excellent quote B
-dorota is so wise, like a polish yoda
(sidebar: why is taylor swift everywhere? there is no explanation for why CHFI insists on playing her songs all the goddamn time. i'm on team kanye.)
-Dear Random at the Party, thanks for the CEO of Pepsi tip.
-Blair is the voice of reason. She must have learned it from Dorota.
-Speaking of Dorota, she cleans up nice. Her speech, however, was a bit of a snoozer.
-best ever! rachel zoe covered in chocolate...calories are being absorbed through her skin. "I...die."
-whoa slit, serena. what is the point of sheathing yourself in lime green silk if it's going to be a crotch shot anyways.
-wow. rufus. lily's personal coat-check.
-that firey feeling Chuck is not hatred. It's syphilis.
-Um, ew. Why the grainy video? As if B would agree to sleezy hooker sex on her mom's piano
-FYI, here's what you get when you YouTube "Connie Chung piano":
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Janet Jackson as...um, the Count of Monte Cristo?
Will Ferrell and Tina Fey. Again, not sure who they are supposed to be.
David Arquette and a friend as Elvis. This will DEFINITELY win Courteney Cox back.
Apparently Leonardo DiCaprio is under there. Why does a baboon need 10 cigars?
Heather Graham, not wearing much of a costume.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
What they should really make is a bio about his stage mom who turned a mini-Ellen Degeneres into a golden ticket.
Check out the official trailer here:
Monday, October 25, 2010
Nature violating my face. That's what I call it when I get cobweb all over the face. The only other worst thing is getting bird poop in the hair.
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Breaking "news" from the National Enquirer!! Apparently Jon Hamm doesn't like to wear underwear!!!!!!! What's more explosive? His co-workers apparently want him to cover up. That's how I know this story's a fake. No one in their right mind would ask Don Draper to PUT ON underwear.
The National Enquirer reports as follows:
"KEEP your junk in your trunk and stop going commando!" That's what the cast and crew of the Emmy-winning series Mad Men are saying about star JON HAMM's bizarre "no underwear" rule!
Hamm, who's notorious for skipping skivvies, even has bloggers going nuts over
his not-suitable for- work attire, an insider told The ENQUIRER.
"Jon refuses to wear underwear and there have been so many close calls on the set that someone finally had
to tell him to secure his goods," a source confided.
"During filming, his character has had to wear some very short shorts, and that's when everyone's especially on edge. Some of the actresses and crew members wouldn't mind a sneak peek, but the majority of the cast and crew don't want Jon to accidentally expose himself."
Hamm - who plays brooding ad man Don Draper on the hit AMC series - is "getting a kick out
of all the fuss," says the source.
"Jon thinks it's hilarious."
In other Jon Hamm-related news, he will be hosting SNL next week with Rihanna as the musical guest.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
(1) Fat guy bike blooper:
Jared's friends are mean. But so am I because I've watched this video about 10 times in a row.
(2) Tommy Lasorda getting hit by a ball:
He's old, so I shouldn't laugh. But he's fat, so it's funny.
(3) Baseball manager goes nuts:
(4) Pony tail man jumps for football:
Not great quality, but you can sort of see his ponytail sailing through the air.
(5) Football players losing pants:
And here's one from the WWE:
Friday, October 22, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
According to an Australian newspaper:
FOOTAGE of a unicorn running though a wood has been exposed as an elaborate hoax to promote an upcoming science exhibition.
In order to commemorate the mystical beast, please enjoy this clip from the '80s hit, The Last Unicorn:
And here's a clip of people LARPing in Montreal:
Some weirdos believe they have captured a photo of the mystical unicorn:
According to the UK Sun:
INCREDIBLE footage apparently shows a UNICORN prancing through woods.
A group of intrepid myth hunters supposedly spotted the magical beast — but there's more to this fairytale than meets the eye.
In an official statement, the Ontario Science Centre, in Toronto, Canada, claimed to have been sent the footage by a mamber of the public for analysis.
But they later admitted making it themselves to promote an upcoming exhibition on mythical creatures.
The statement said: "The Science Centre is reviewing the footage frame-by-frame to determine whether the claim is legitimate.
"With closer examination, we hope to establish whether or not a genuine unicorn sighting has occurred.
"In the meantime, the Science Centre is asking the public to use caution if they think they see a unicorn - do not make any sudden movements or attempt to use flash photography.
"Although legends of unicorns state they are peaceful creatures, scientists worry they may harm themselves or others if they end up on a road or highway."
During the elaborate ruse, the centre even went as far as to set up an emergency unicorn hotline for the public for further information on unicorns or to report any unusual or questionable sightings.
Centre spokesman Christine Crosbie said: "We've received calls from all kinds of people, predominantly women, and some confused news reporters, in response to the video.
"The reactions have been amazing — women wish it were true.
"Although some keen-eyed spectators have reported knowing the video was fake by the way the unicorn's tail moves and the fact it is not pure white.
"It's still alive in our culture even though we don't have any proof scientifically."
Here's the video, judge for yourself:
Saturday, October 16, 2010
The following article was published by the Toronto Sun:
The stress of shooting Mad Men has landed the period drama's star Jon Hamm with a nasty case of vitiligo.
The actor's hands have become discoloured in places thanks to the skin disease and he puts it down to the long hours he spends fretting about his character Don Draper on the show.
He tells Rolling Stone magazine, "You do have to be mentally acute for a significant period of time, and that becomes pretty draining.
"I have vitiligo. It's stress-oriented. It comes and goes and waxes and wanes. This did not exist before the show."
Whatevs. Here's a clip of someone filming their TV, starring Hamm playing baseball.
Friday, October 15, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
In this interview, Danza says that there is a real problem with education in this country. Well yes Danza, if they are hiring YOU as a teacher there is most definitely a SERIOUS problem in America's education system!
I love how Danza is an ENGLISH teacher and then very eloquently tells the camera, "you know you think you know so much and then you find out YOU DUNNO NOTHIN"
I did love to see him cry though and would have given my right arm to see one of his cabaret productions in the school auditorium!
here's another link to more of Danza's tears:
Danza is not only selling his world famous cook book, "Don't fill up on the antipasto" but also his own CD! Everyone, get your credit cards out, this opportunity can NOT be missed!
Check out this clip promoting the book! Danza pulls out all the stops to sucker people into a sale: he exploits his son, grandson, got his hair straightened, and even rocks out on a ukulele!
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
-Glad to see Serena is covering her hooters for class. But why is she taking a cab, when clearly she can afford a personal driver?
-ha ha! size 8 - I love that guy
-why does the prison guy have a picture of Nate in his pocket? Is he seriously on the Gossip Girl website in prison, printing in colour and then cutting out pics? Maybe he smuggled it into prison in his anus (sorry!)
-maybe Dan's chest fur should be checked for crabs
-Do professors really text students these days? I don't think so (said in Kevin McCalister voice)
-Vanessa why are you being so dumb? You're competing with Nate for dumb-dumbness
-Powerful career woman? You are corrupting yourself for a date Professor Idiot (I'm tired)
-Blaming Vanessa over conniving Juliet? Argh! Did they all forget her evil ways from LAST WEEK.
-I love the Blair vs Chuck wars, but Chuck seems a little too vigilante - he slept with his 15 year old step-sister who he previously tried to rape - that's a little bit worse than scaring off Frenchie
Monday, October 11, 2010
(1) Jack Black
Not too high on the moobage meter, but he's at least an A-cup
(2) Jorge Garcia
Now that Lost is over, will Hurley shed weight and deflate his man cans?
(3) James Caan
Who knew he was so skanky showing off his man-nips?
(4)Ronnie from Jersey Shore
Ronnie's moobs are more muscular than the others on the list, but they are massive!
(5) Simon Cowell
Always with the tight v-necks, and consequently, always with the moobs
(6) Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons
Check out the Bro/Man clip from Seinfeld:
Thursday, October 7, 2010
(1) Justin "the Bieb" Bieber
Where does it come from? It's like the world's biggest comb over.
(2) Chad Rogers from Million Dollar Listing
Chad is the original Bieber head. He is totally OCD about his stupid haircut and he's a huge d-bag.
(3) Russell Brand
Russell Brand has one of the most annoying heads ever. He dresses 'rock and roll' the same way rich kids from my high school dressed like hippies. He has somehow managed to only accept acting roles where his stupid hair gets to stay as is. The sad part is that he could have a hot face. Ok, that picture above is from 2006. He has since ditched the hand-in-an-electric-socket look for more of a 90s bridesmaid style:
(4) Nicolas Cage
I don't want to cut his hair as much as I want him to grow some goddamn sideburns!!! You look like Don Mattingly in the Simpsons softball episode: