Thursday, October 7, 2010

People Whose Hair I Have an Insatiable Need to Cut

I honestly can't even look at these people without wanting to chop off their ridiculous coifs.

(1) Justin "the Bieb" Bieber

Sept. 12, 2010 - Hollywood, California, U.S. - Singer Justin Bieber attends the 2010 MTV Video Music Awardsl at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, USA, on september 12th, 2010. K65753AM. © Red Carpet Pictures

Where does it come from? It's like the world's biggest comb over.

(2) Chad Rogers from Million Dollar Listing

LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 08: TV Personality Chad Rogers attends the 17th Annual EIF Revlon Run/Walk For Women on May 8, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Valerie Macon/Getty Images)

Chad is the original Bieber head. He is totally OCD about his stupid haircut and he's a huge d-bag.

(3) Russell Brand

LONDON - OCTOBER 14:  (UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS OUT) Comedian Russell Brand poses in the pressroom at the The Secret Policeman's Ball at The Royal Albert Hall on October 14, 2006 in London, England.  The event sees the launch of Amnesty International's 'Protect The Human Week' and is based on the series of comedy shows created thirty years ago by John Cleese and fellow comedians promoting human rights.  (Photo by Claire Greenway/Getty Images)

Russell Brand has one of the most annoying heads ever. He dresses 'rock and roll' the same way rich kids from my high school dressed like hippies. He has somehow managed to only accept acting roles where his stupid hair gets to stay as is. The sad part is that he could have a hot face. Ok, that picture above is from 2006. He has since ditched the hand-in-an-electric-socket look for more of a 90s bridesmaid style:

45732, GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - Tuesday October 5, 2010. Russell Brand poses with fans in Edinburgh during his book signing tour for his second book Booky Wook 2 . Photograph:  Fred Lee,

(4) Nicolas Cage

Photo by: SD/Sevenpixnews/  2010 Nicolas Cage visits Barcelona, Spain, with his wife, Alice Kim, and his son, Kel- El. (Barcelona, Spain) Photo via Newscom

I don't want to cut his hair as much as I want him to grow some goddamn sideburns!!! You look like Don Mattingly in the Simpsons softball episode:

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