(1) People that put bags on bus/subway seats when it's full
(2) Birds shitting in my open eye (true story)
(3) People that that don't cover their coughs and their cough touches my exposed hand (another true story)
(4) That Angelina from Jersey Shore is a celebrity
(5) That no one told me the consequences of eating too many dates (again, true story...)
(6) Justin Bieber's hair
(7) The cheese counter staff at Whole Foods who say "one sample per person ma'am"