Saturday, January 15, 2011

British News!

Come On England

I love reading the UK Sun. Whenever idiots travel or spend time in England and then start saying "mobile", "flat" or "tube" and blabber on about how much nicer British English is, I like to scan the headlines of the UK Sun. Here's some choice cuts from today's paper:

"Rihanna’s glumbrella"

"Silvio 'hooker, 17'" (referring to 74-year-old Italian PM Berlusconi's billionth hooker scandal)

"Come live with the Ma'am-in-law" (Queen wants William and Kate to live with her

"Gobbie Robbie" (Robbie Williams is apparently still a newsmaker in some parts of the world)

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