Monday, September 20, 2010

no one likes you, little j.

'Gossip Girl' Taylor Momsen helps launch British designer John Galliano's new eau de toilette 'Parlez-moi d'Amour' at restaurant Laperouse in Paris, France on September 13, 2010. Momsen is the face of Galliano's perfumes. Photo by Frederic Nebinger/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

"live" blogging gossip girl episode deux

WARNING: i like to freeball blog. you've been warned.

oh lils! b pushing s in the fountain warms the cockles of everyone's heart.

worst quote of the night (so far): "the life of serena van der woodsen is like the most complicated jane austen novel ever." don't besmirch jane austen, slut.

thumbs up - nate archibald is looking good with less bieber-bangs.

"life coach?" more like sex coach.

mother of the year: lily bass, obvs. don't bother flying to identify the body of your step-son, send your trampy harlot daughter in elton john's blazer.

chuck bass looking sexy in vest and cane - hot buster keaton alert!

chuck bass parles francais et assiste un vieux homme - je t'aime!

dan v. nate: duel of the pastel plaid shirts - who wins?

best exit line ever: "if you'll excuse me, i have a ball to attend".

dan v. nate duel ends in a draw - bros before hos (ie. serena).

rufus the geneticist!

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