Monday, September 20, 2010
no one likes you, little j.
"live" blogging gossip girl episode deux
WARNING: i like to freeball blog. you've been warned.
oh lils! b pushing s in the fountain warms the cockles of everyone's heart.
worst quote of the night (so far): "the life of serena van der woodsen is like the most complicated jane austen novel ever." don't besmirch jane austen, slut.
thumbs up - nate archibald is looking good with less bieber-bangs.
"life coach?" more like sex coach.
mother of the year: lily bass, obvs. don't bother flying to identify the body of your step-son, send your trampy harlot daughter in elton john's blazer.
chuck bass looking sexy in vest and cane - hot buster keaton alert!
chuck bass parles francais et assiste un vieux homme - je t'aime!
dan v. nate: duel of the pastel plaid shirts - who wins?
best exit line ever: "if you'll excuse me, i have a ball to attend".
dan v. nate duel ends in a draw - bros before hos (ie. serena).
rufus the geneticist!