Saturday, September 4, 2010

Open Letter to My Pants

Obese-Man-03, originally uploaded by SuperJosh.

WTF? Why are you so tight? After three weeks of chronic diarrhea in South East Asia you were supposed to be loose and billowy. I think I need to trade you in for a pair of jeggings, despite my disgust for the word jeggings. You brought this on yourself, pants.

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